Watch a Stupid Dingus get his Head Smashed because He's a Dingus and can't Merge Properly

"marshknute" (marshknute) 05/27/2016 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

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Both myself and the guy filming it almost suffocated from laughing so hard!

Here’s the unedited original, courtesy of sm70- why not Duesenberg?

Honeybunchesofgoats > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 14:48

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That is amazing. Poor dummy got so shaken by his adrenalin rush.

This needs to be a gif.

SVTyler > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 14:52

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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m pretty sure he’s winning at life

marshknute > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/27/2016 at 14:58

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Ye ask, and ye shall receive!

McMike > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 14:58

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@3:50. Dude’s got a big foot.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 15:00

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.....Why was he doing that?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 15:03

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Here this works better:

Urambo Tauro > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 15:05

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The Benz driver could have maintained a LOT more speed during his merge, even if he was intending to yield to the car at 1:33.

The only reason that I can come up with for his stopping here is if he was waiting for both lanes to clear so that he could make a left turn, perhaps at that BMW dealer.

Whatever his intention, he wasn’t signalling.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 15:08

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I have had a similar situation happen on a merge. I Damn near rear ended the car in front of me because people usually don’t just stop in the middle of the road for no reason.

marshknute > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/27/2016 at 15:08

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Much better! I love how he just pulls over afterwards like, “Ugh, I need to just take a minute.”

Honeybunchesofgoats > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 15:09

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Truly, you’re doing god’s work.

cazzyodo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/27/2016 at 15:19

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Not sure how you didn’t actually die laughing. Oh my God it’s gold.

Gold, I say!

Sneaky Pete > marshknute 05/27/2016 at 15:42

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Idiot is lucky he didn’t a) hit the car on his left when he angrily sped off and b) fall out of the car when he mashed the gas pedal.

Also, what’s with the 2 idiots that drove the ATVs straight off the edge of the road into a creek in the long video?

marshknute > Sneaky Pete 05/27/2016 at 15:50

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After exhaustively watching fail videos, I’ve come to the conclusion that the only correct way to drive an ATV is to drive into something, fall off it, and then have it fall on top of you as it rolls back down the hill.